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$32.00
$10.00 off when you spend $128.00+ and buy 4+ items (The [REDACTED], The LILY, The JESSI, The GIRLIE) for everyone, Free shipping when you spend $64.00+ for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

For our protective language queens.

Whether you’re covering up greasy hair or you're traumatized that you might get sued for saying something potentially controversial, it never hurts to throw on an “ALLEGEDLY, IN MY OPINION.” You know, just to be safe.


NOTE: Hat cannot actually be used for legal defense.

Size: One size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
  • Soft crown
  • 6 sewn eyelets
  • 6-row stitching on visor
  • Pre-curved visor
  • Seamed front panel without buckram
  • Matching fabric adjustable strap
  • Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
  • Matching undervisor and cotton twill sweatband
  • Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)

Size & Fit

  • Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.